What did we learn in math this year? Part 1

How can you make time fly? Throw a clock out the window.

Where do multiplication problems eat breakfast? At times tables!

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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems.

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!

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How can you make seven even? take away the "s".

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What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!

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What's the king of the pencil case? The ruler.

Why didn't the dime roll down the hill with the nickel? It had more cents!

Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner? Because they already 8.

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What does the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!

Matt had 60 cookies and ate 30. What does he have now? A tummy ache!

Never argue with a 90 degree angle...It's always right.