DPE Farewell 2020 "Who Dis?"

Which of the statements below are FALSE about MAJ Rob Squier?

Strong as an ox, not athletically inclined to play lunch sports. Audited boxing bc he enjoys getting hit in the face.

Attended Texas A&M. Comes directly at you. Deadly on the mats. Taught combatives in Africa. Voted most honorable in HS.

Does not shampoo his hair. Does not use products on his hair. His hair has been known to repel water. Never uses a comb.

Finally won the crown as fittest in DPE only to lose it to an injury. Extreme skills in ultimate frisbee.

Joined pickleball committee because he lacked skills in the weight room.

Dr. Woodworth and his wife, Joanne, opened for Willie Nelson in 1985. 

Crafty with wood. Sneakily good first step on the basketball court. Solid hands in ultimate frisbee.

Taught his wife how to make wine at home so he never has to buy alcohol. Thinks ultimate frisbee is a stoner’s game.

Most likely to have kids in the office. Spouse is a better volleyball player.

Once dislocated his own shoulder in an attempt to shave 1 sec off of his IOCT time. Broke his leg from jumping too high.

Was the first RMO to earn the IOCT tab. Doesn’t know what he wants to do when he grows up. Won’t accept his AARP card.

Secretly wishes he was on the boxing committee.

Can find a deal on all Ski passes, equipment, and resorts like a champ.

Building his own infantry platoon. Last of the bearded cohort. Taking over as Old MacDonald (yes, the farmer).

Attended University of Virginia. Found his long-lost twin brother in DPE. Was a Prepster.

Rumored to have found the fountain of youth. Was an E-8 before going OCS. Was a combat medic.

MAJ Tankiewicz made his TV debut on which channel?

Which of the following is FALSE for CPT Kavanagh?

Displays his greatest athletic skills in the ever popular game of badminton.

Dreams of working at a golf course as a starter when he retires. Goes to bed at 1900 and wakes up at 0400 everyday.

Which timeline is historically accurate?

His wife is in better shape than he is. Audited Mil-Move just to play on the trampolines.

Teaches Mil-Move just so he can play on the trampolines. Has the same body fat measurements as Tony. Would rather lift.

Has bought and sold more vehicles in the past 4 years than the Honda dealership.

Worked as a PE Teacher before joining the Army. Became addicted to CrossFit upon arrival to West Point.

Spent the first year of DPE acknowledging that he is the younger brother of a former instructor.

Which of the following is FALSE for Mr. Roland Walker?

His wife is the better gym teacher in the family. Can smell an excuse from a mile away. Has 0 tolerance for tiny hearts.

Certified SCUBA instructor just because he enjoys blowing bubbles underwater. Made SCUBA PIAD so he could vaca in Keys.

What was MAJ Showman doing when he hit a deer?

Had more fun playing on the B-team for volleyball.