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April fool jokes #jokes
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1
Why do teddy bears never eat?
they aren't real
they look fat
they are always stuffed
2
What do you call a smart insect?
nerd
A spelling bee
genius
3
What side of the cow has the most spots?
Left
outside
inside
4
What do you get from a pampered cow?
fresh milk
Spoiled Milk
Chocolate Milk
5
What did the burger name it's baby?
sally
patty
pickle
6
What do you give a pig when it's sick?
a vet
a pill
oinkment
7
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright
She had a head ache
It was too bright outside
8
Why did the birds fly south?
Because it was better
It was too far to walk
It looked fun
9
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
They look like eyes
They taste funny
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
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Why do bees hum?
because they don't know the words
because its cool
because they want to
