Mr. Sims' Birthday Quiz Flashcards

1

My favorite teacher is .....

Mr. Sims
All of the Above
Mr. Sims
Mr. Sims

2

How many kids does Mr. Sims have?

Too many
Four
Three
a baker's dozen

3

Which period is Mr Sims' favorite?

5th
2nd
My Prep
4th

4

Where did Mr. Sims go to college?

the mean streets of life
Clown College (it's real)
University of Washington (Go Huskys!)
Dork School

5

Mr. Sims used to be a ______________.

real boy
cool dude
a soldier
lovely lady

6

My favorite part about being in Mr. Sims' class is....

leaving as soon as possible
Who is Mr. Sims?
how well he teaches science
how hilarious he is

7

The best magic trick Mr. Sims does is .......

Disappearing when the last bell rings
being so cool
Card tricks
tricking students into learning stuff

8

Mr. Sims loves to ......

make horrible jokes
bark at kids in the hallway
all of the above
lock his kids in cages

9

What is Mr. Sims' favorite school subject?

Recess
Math
Science
Art

10

What is Mr. Sims' favorite candy?

Black licorice
Dots
Bacon
Australian Licorice

11

True or False: Mr. Sims loves crying alone and eating ice cream

True
False

12

When is Mr. Sims' birthday?

About a million years ago
Who is Mr. Sims?
3/3/83
he wasn't born, he was made in a lab

13

What is Mr. Sims' favorite game?

Scrabble
Dodgeball
Chess
Super Mario Bros (bc he's so old)

14

Mr. Sims cares more about _______ than being __________

locking kids in cages; nice
magic tricks; a good human
Batman; Superman
effort; right

15

Mr. Sims also is a professional ......

Magician
Jerk
Underwear model
Clown

16

If Mr. Sims was born 39 years ago, what year was he born?

1883
Math???? Noooooooo
1983
the late 1900's

Mr. Sims' Birthday Quiz

Questions 16

Mr. Sims' Birthday Quiz

Questions 16