Breakroom Brain Teasers

I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

What comes down but never goes up?

I sit in the corner, do nothing, and still get paid. What am I?

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?

What month of the year has 28 days?

I'm sent to everyone, but read by no one. What am I?

Made to be sold, bought to never be used, used without knowing. What is it?

I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I?

I appear in meetings, nod along, but contribute nothing. What am I?

I shine during presentations, but the rest of the time I just hang around. What am I?

You talk to me, yell at me, and I never respond. I just keep ringing. What am I?

I schedule your life, remind you constantly, and get ignored anyway. What am I?