Christmas riddles

Question 1

Why didn’t the turkey want to eat on Christmas?

Accepted Answer

Because it was already stuffed

Question 2

What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas stocking?

Accepted Answer

Aren't you sick and tired of hanging around

Question 3

If a lion had a Christmas music album, what would it be called?

Accepted Answer

Jungle bell

Question 4

What is red and white, red and white, and red and white again?

Accepted Answer

Santa Claus in a laundry dryer

Question 5

What does the snowman eat for a snack?

Accepted Answer

Snowcone

Question 6

If otters keep their money in riverbanks, where does the Frosty the Snowman keep his money?

Accepted Answer

snowbank

Question 7

I get chopped, decorated and on one end you’ll see wings on top. What am I?

Accepted Answer

Christmas tree

Question 8

If santa stops at 312 houses per minute, how many does he reach in an hour?

Accepted Answer

18,720

Question 9

What kind of egg can you drink?

Accepted Answer

Eggnog

Question 10

When you go out in a blizzard and you see a vampire, what do you get?

Accepted Answer

Frostbite

Question 11

What would an apple and a Christmas tree get if they had a baby?

Accepted Answer

A pineapple

Question 12

What did the doctor tell the Christmas bell when he walked into the hospital?

Accepted Answer

If you don't get better with this medicine, give me a ring!

Question 13

I come with many colors, so beautiful and bright, what am I?

Accepted Answer

Christmas lights

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