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Duplicate of April Fools Day Jokes
Duplicate of April Fools Day Jokes
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April fool jokes
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1
Why do teddy bears never eat?
they look fat
they aren't real
they are always stuffed
2
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
They taste funny
They look like eyes
3
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
She had a head ache
Because her students were so bright
It was too bright outside
4
Why do bees hum?
because its cool
because they don't know the words
because they want to
5
What do you get from a pampered cow?
fresh milk
Chocolate Milk
Spoiled Milk
6
What did the burger name it's baby?
sally
pickle
patty
7
What do you give a pig when it's sick?
oinkment
a pill
a vet
8
Why did the birds fly south?
Because it was better
It looked fun
It was too far to walk
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What do you call a smart insect?
nerd
A spelling bee
genius
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What side of the cow has the most spots?
Left
outside
inside
