I did a theatrical performance about puns.

it was really just a play on words

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Puns & Brain Teasers

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1
Animal Puns?
Toucan play that game
Cheetahs can play that game
RAINBOW SPRINKLES
You can't be lion
2
Singing in the shower is all fun and games til shampoo gets in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
eww.
gross
well, i need to go
3
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A xylo-bone
A trom-bone
A drum
A flute
4
What gets wetter when it dries?
Towels
Horses
Hands
Dishes
5
You are a wonderful person.
Very nice axe
pity the fool who comes up with these tearable puns
Right to "bear" arms
"RANDOM AXE OF KINDNESS"
6
He He He
helium, helium, helium
hahaha very funny
Laughing Gas
MRS. LOKEY, WE GOT A PUN FOR YOU!!!
7
I've gotten a ton of work done
0-0 SANS DON'T DO IT!!!
a skeleton
honey pot, you are sweet
i'm exhausted...
8
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
underwear
rain pants
Thunderpants
Thunderwear
9
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
pikachu
an alligator in a vest
8 man
an investigator
10
Two bullets are in a room together. "what happened to you?"
I wanted some freedom from the barrel
i lead the bandwagon for the gun
The guns are worse than everything else
I got fired...
11
Which American president was the least guilty?
George Washington
Bill Clinton
Abraham Lincoln
Barack Obama
12
I'd made a veggie joke
but i rather relish the pun
but no one lettuce do it.
but i can't mustard the courage
but no one would carrot all
13
Stop making me laugh!!!
Fishes don't survive without water ya know
that's the sealiest thing you said
You'll make me puma pants.
bee my partner in crime.
14
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
it was really just a play on words
it didn't ketchup to me
It turned out to be really punny
no baa-dy showed up
15
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
unicorn
a couch potato
a pouch potato
joey, get out of my pouch!!!!
16
Why? (Along with #16)
because he was in a cent
(#3) because of these dank puns
because he didn't want to burn...
because he was a numbskull
17
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling very well
he was getting bruises from strange places
he was turning yellow
he was sick

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Puns & Brain Teasers

17 termsStudBud Administration7 plays

#puns #brain #teasers

Flashcards17 cardsFPractice quizPHost liveL

Questions 17

Answers

1
Animal Puns?
Toucan play that game
Cheetahs can play that game
RAINBOW SPRINKLES
You can't be lion
2
Singing in the shower is all fun and games til shampoo gets in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
eww.
gross
well, i need to go
3
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A xylo-bone
A trom-bone
A drum
A flute
4
What gets wetter when it dries?
Towels
Horses
Hands
Dishes
5
You are a wonderful person.
Very nice axe
pity the fool who comes up with these tearable puns
Right to "bear" arms
"RANDOM AXE OF KINDNESS"
6
He He He
helium, helium, helium
hahaha very funny
Laughing Gas
MRS. LOKEY, WE GOT A PUN FOR YOU!!!
7
I've gotten a ton of work done
0-0 SANS DON'T DO IT!!!
a skeleton
honey pot, you are sweet
i'm exhausted...
8
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
underwear
rain pants
Thunderpants
Thunderwear
9
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
pikachu
an alligator in a vest
8 man
an investigator
10
Two bullets are in a room together. "what happened to you?"
I wanted some freedom from the barrel
i lead the bandwagon for the gun
The guns are worse than everything else
I got fired...
11
Which American president was the least guilty?
George Washington
Bill Clinton
Abraham Lincoln
Barack Obama
12
I'd made a veggie joke
but i rather relish the pun
but no one lettuce do it.
but i can't mustard the courage
but no one would carrot all
13
Stop making me laugh!!!
Fishes don't survive without water ya know
that's the sealiest thing you said
You'll make me puma pants.
bee my partner in crime.
14
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
it was really just a play on words
it didn't ketchup to me
It turned out to be really punny
no baa-dy showed up
15
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
unicorn
a couch potato
a pouch potato
joey, get out of my pouch!!!!
16
Why? (Along with #16)
because he was in a cent
(#3) because of these dank puns
because he didn't want to burn...
because he was a numbskull
17
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling very well
he was getting bruises from strange places
he was turning yellow
he was sick